The Meatloaf Kitty Gazette

Monday, Jun 24, 2024

Behold, the rare Double Meatloaf! Indisputable Photographic Evidence!

Laser-shooting eyes were not enough to disrupt the camera from taking this gem. Now shattered -- the long-thought myth of simultaneous meatloaf kitties being impossible due to the timing of the Earth's rotation, personal kitty-space and excessive licking.

Local resident, Foo D. Spencer was witness to and photographer of the event. Spencer remarked "This was like Haley's Comet special, or at least cicada special."

Weather:

  • Today - Clear skies, sunny nap areas aplenty
  • Tuesday - Partly birdy with a chance of squirrel
Double Meatloaf

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