The Meatloaf Kitty Gazette

Friday, Jul 19, 2024

Behold, the rare Double Meatloaf! Indisputable Photographic Evidence!

Laser-shooting eyes were not enough to disrupt the camera from taking this gem. Now shattered -- the long-thought myth of simultaneous meatloaf kitties being impossible due to the timing of the Earth's rotation, personal kitty-space and excessive licking.

Local resident, Foo D. Spencer was witness to and photographer of the event. Spencer remarked "This was like Haley's Comet special, or at least cicada special."


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Double Meatloaf

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